ZThemes
"Hurtled into the chaos you fight, and the world will shake before you." — Flemeth

thehumorousace:

use for whatever if you don’t get money for it as long as you credit to my blog

(edit): forgot the acephobe one!

#slay

(Source: maninthetanjacket)

tali's loyalty mission in ME2

admiralty: you need to present evidence to convince us not to exile tali
shepard: my evidence is fuck you
admiralty: tali'zorah we declare you not guilty

pokemonpalooza:

Forest Campfire by ~kissai

mon-sylveon:

by おいも

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

"I didn’t think so."

(Source: morticiathecat)

corpsepose:

happy easter

(Source: gingerdeer)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

(Source: heyfunniest)

its-only-logical-captain:

allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

Source

YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA

OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

I got bitten by a white-tailed spider when i was seven. There is basically ‘no cure’ for the bite which often gets infected because of bacteria on the spiders fangs. It pretty much eats away at the flesh and its horrible. Thankfully my grandma is a seasoned aussie and put some potion she made on it and it got better. I still to this day have scar about the size of a 5 cent coin on my thigh and when you touch it there’s basically a hole in my leg from where it ate away at my flesh. 

moral of the story STAY AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA. IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WONT SURVIVE. 

Disney’s Walking Dead

by Kasami-Sensei

(Source: june2734)

deku-with-a-moustache:

spookyhouse:

kingcheddarxvii:

Seriously tho who was in charge of Samus’s character model her anatomy is ridiculous

gotta luv how flexible she is w/ those big ol boobs n neon heels
thanks nintendo it’s just what i wanted n u delivered

"Her anatomy is ridiculous"

She fits in this motherfucking ball shut the fuck up

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again